The ridiculous gopher project

My primary New Year's Resolution for 2018 is to start no new projects, and to only finish old ones.  In looking over my repos  -- more aptly titled the graveyard of 1,000 Saturdays -- I have excavated a couple of projects from the earth.

I'm starting, for now, with what is one of the most ridiculous of all possible projects: a gopher-protocol blog.  Do you remember gopher?  It was a protocol and a network ecosystem that existed just before HTTP took over the world.  I presented the world as directories that contained files, and users could poke around and look at those files to their heart's content.

There is a reason that I'm nostalgic for those days, and it lies primarily in how all of the world of HTTP and the world of iPhone and Android applications are really data-mining spy operations.  The gopher protocol is too primitive to allow the wholesale data mining operations that the modern web has become.  I has no client side scripting and cookies.  And because the world of gopher is so strange and hard to reach, there is a bit of a pioneer mindset among aficionados

So yeah, gopher.  A big directory of files of the types on the following list.  Take a look at this table of filetypes that Gopher handles natively.

Itemtype	Content
0	Text file
1	Directory
5	PC binary
6	UNIX uuencoded file
8	Telnet Session
9	Binary File
g	GIF image
s	Sound
I	Image (other than GIF)
0	Text file

Pretty old school, eh?  Just feel the power of the 1990s.

There are a lot of people running blogs in Gopher.  Really they just are directories of plain text files, ordered by date.  It is very pure, but, slightly boring.  So I looked at that list and asked myself if I could create a modern (lol) Gopher blog engine.

You can, of course, write servers that push out dynamic-generated content, but the clients only receive these static files.  Do you remember back when Perl5 was the way one would write CGI scripts that created "dynamic" HTML?  You can to the same thing here: make CGI scripts that create text files or GIF images.

In my conception, a modern gopher weblog engine would have text files of blog entries, a gallery of GIFs, and a commenting system.  Lacking any other gopher available method, the commenting system would be a Telnet session.

So I have picked up a couple of old ideas: a weblog software with a Gopher interface, a web gallery with a Gopher interface, and a tiny Telnet BBS where people can leave comments.  I've (re)started with the BBS, because it is the most ridiculous.